sassy stephanie

• Gender: Female
• Astrological Sign: Scorpio
• Occupation: full time trophy wife & part time complainer
• Location: livin' in the lap of luxury deep in the heart of texas

About Me

i am a SAHM and wife that loves: to run marathons, margaritas & mexican food, beer, my gas guzzling suburban, being sweet & sassy, homemade wine coolers, movies, coffee, lipgloss, the great outdoors, cupcakes, orange & green, natural scents, beer, citrus anything, PRs, using "..." whenever i can, cooking, bike riding, salty snacks, my iPod, high end blue jeans, sprinkles, cowboy boots, things that don't require passwords, the laughter of children, a good funky beat, cookies, flip flops, did I say beer?

For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:

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