George Online Cat
- Age: 2003
- Gender: Male
- Industry: Sports or Recreation
- Occupation: Hunter and cat agony uncle
- Location: Cotswolds : United Kingdom
About Me
I am a fully qualified human behaviour counsellor, with a degree in applied human behaviour. My interest in this limited species began at an early age when, as a kitten, I was rescued by Cats Protection, bottle fed by Lou, and decided I would adopt Celia. It is important not to be felinomorphic about the human species. Fat Ada's Canon lays down "In no case may we interpret an action as the outcome of the exercise of a higher feline faculty, if it can be interpreted as the outcome of the exercise of a human one which always stands lower in the psychological scale."
Compose the lyrics to a new national anthem that features an animal sound at least once:
God Save Our Gracious Cat, Long Live our Gracious Cat, Glorious his purr. He is our Alpha King, Ruler of Everything, Glossy his fur. Meow. Meow. Meow
Interests
Favorite Movies
Favorite Music
- The Kitty Valse (Faure)
- :Puss-in-Boots and the White Cat (Tchaikovsky)
- The Cats' Duet (Rossini) and The Cat Dance (Prokofiev).
Favorite Books
- One Hundred Ways for a Cat to Train its Human
- The Joy of Cats
- One Hundred Secret Thoughts Cats have about their Humans.
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