| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Writer |
| Location | Oakland, California |
| Introduction | I met a man at a party who told me he was an orthopedic surgeon. “What’s your favorite bone?” I asked. He had to think about it for a few moments. Finally he said, "I like a simple fracture.” |
Why do you think honeydew is the money melon?
Because cantaloupe is too melancholy.
