Jerrod Lazarus Strange
My blogs
- Tales of a Counter Monkey or the savage life of a minimum wage gas station worker.
- A Kingdom of Freaks: Or The Nonsensical Ramblings of the Criminally Insane
| Gender | Male |
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| Location | Auburn Hills, Michigan, United States |
| Introduction | An Origin Story: Born? or possibly shit into being from a chemical waste dumps on the outskirts of an intercity ghetto of Planet X . Anyways on one fateful I climbed from the pits of unspeakable horrors and sludge a fully formed semi humanoid entity of chaos and moderate insanity. After a prolonged hallucinogenically fueled "rampage" I was sentenced by the grand guardian's of justice and order (uptight pricks) to lifelong exile on the underdeveloped world labeled 3-.759-8 (AKA Earth). Striped of my physical foam and most of my magical space powers. I waited in a semi incorporeal state until a suitable vessel could be found. At age 4 a human child named "Paul" suffered a massive asthma attack and died on the operating table. Taking this as a sign (and being tired of my inability to jerk off) I commandeered his mortal coal. My original plan was to amass enough power to exact my revenge. At least until I discovered the wonders of TV, Movies, Video games and internet porn (The Man Who Fell to Earth is shockingly accurate). So fuck it the drugs are better here anyway. |
| Interests | Comic books, Cartoons, Cinema-Films, Video Games, Anime, Manga, Music and other things |
| Favorite Movies | Since a lot of my writing is informed by my love of film I figured I should post some of my favorites: The works of Tarantino, Kevin Smith, David Lynch, James Gunn, Stanley Kubrick, Older Tim Burton, and many others. My all time favorite film is A Clockwork Orange. |
| Favorite Books | I Love the works of: Chuck Palahniuk, H.P. Lovecraft, Warren Ellis, Alan Moore, Hunter S. Thompson, David Moody. |