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|Location||In your faceville, Hottietown, Azerbaijan|
|Introduction||I am an ex-competitive fisherman and current tri county cup stacking champion 2 years running. I am a taurus with an impressive beanie baby collection. I know what computers are and I can make your fantasies spring to life like a mystical Incan panther. Can you handle it?!|
|Interests||Fireworks, Samurai Swords, Speedboats, Flammables, submarine-related collectibles|
|Favorite Movies||Roadhouse, Bloodsport, Rock and Roll High School, The complete Dorf boxset|
|Favorite Music||Steve Perry, Jock Jams volumes 1-18, that's pretty much it.|
|Favorite Books||see above...|
When your science teacher smashed a frozen rose with a hammer, did you warm the petals to bring them back to life?
...that's really stupid.