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|Occupation||teacher/guardian of State secrets|
|Location||Milano, Lombardia, Italy|
|Introduction||I will seek out and humiliate all those who spam my REAL blog. I am the founding member of The Evil And The Spammed|
|Interests||milking Aliens, teasing cockroaches, boiling toe nail clippings in iron pots, rotting vegetables, antique dentistry, fomenting change, tweeking, chirping, opening walnuts with my forehead|
|Favorite Movies||I don't like movies, only 'cinema' and arty commercials involving soiled underpants|
|Favorite Music||rattles, drums, snippers, World Yodelling collections, traffic accidents, collections of ambulance sirens|
|Favorite Books||All literary theory, the stranger the better and Hairy Potter Goes To The Naughty Potty|
Your superpower is that you smell like dandelions whenever someone lies. How will you maintain your secret identity?
I smell like a smoggy day after a rain storm with a hint of brimstone.