Greta&Vladimir Kokoschka

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Olden times, we were Royal Romanov Gnomes. Little Anastasia then our ребенок ; we make sure she drink milk and eat yogurt to have strong bones and teeth. We, Gnomes of Calcium, work very hard for such important job. Alas, during Revolution, Anastasia and all her family die -- so sad, очень грустный. All Royals in much danger so we make escape from St Petersburg burning buildings and fires on back of horse. Very dangerous and we have much fear. When horse shot dead beneath us, we must continue on foot to Odessa to find ship to flee. Walk to Odessa is very long and we become very tired. We stow away on boat to Amerika, but boat is going to Америка юг (SOUTH Amerika) - ach, who knew! After much years in Brazil with Frogs, we work our way up coast on fishing boat and arrive on Cape Cod. Here we find человек child who does not eat Calcium and make Calcium adoption. Very lucky we have been with new family -- they give us party each year to celebrate our birthday! But we fail much miserably as человек child still not like yogurt, but yet we become very celebrity blogstar Gnomes of Cambridge...

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