The Precious Puppetmaster

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Introduction When I entered this crazy world, I was immediately introduced to delicious breastmilk. Since then, however, I have discovered the beauty that is organic milk - lip-smacking, tongue-tingling, sensational organic milk! That stuff is the best thing since sliced bread . . . I guess. I'll let you know as soon as I get to eat sliced bread. Have I mentioned that I LOVE organic milk.
Interests Slurping organic milk, peeing, pooping, sleeping, and oh . . . chugging organic milk.
Favorite Movies Billy Elliot (I can't help it dad!)
Favorite Music I enjoy a bit of Metallica and anything classical.
Favorite Books I can't read . . . duh!

Why isn't the world made of milk?