Erratic Prophet

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About me

Gender Female
Location New Jersey, United States
Introduction Geek. Snob. Bad writer.
Interests Starting an argument just for the hell of it, being crushingly blunt when needed, rescuing strays (of all sorts, even the human kind), and giving amazing advice that you're likely to ignore anyway.
Favorite Movies All About Eve, Arsenic and Old Lace, Better Off Dead, Blazing Saddles, Bringing Up Baby, Chicago, A Christmas Story, Clue, Donnie Darko, The Goonies, Labyrinth, MirrorMask, Monty Python's Life of Brian, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Pan's Labyrinth, Princess Bride, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Rear Window, Reservoir Dogs, Serenity, Spirited Away, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Vertigo, Young Frankenstein
Favorite Music Amanda Palmer, Frank Black, The Black Keys, The Breeders, David Bowie, EELS, Florence + the Machine, Kristin Hersh, The Magnetic Fields, M.I.A., Modest Mouse, Morrissey, Neutral Milk Hotel, Nirvana, Pixies, Queens of the Stone Age, Rasputina, The Smiths, Regina Spektor, Throwing Muses, Tom Waits, Tori Amos, TV on the Radio, Violent Femmes, Yeah, Yeah, Yeahs
Favorite Books Alice's Adventures in Wonderland and Through the Looking-Glass, American Gods, Candide, Coraline, Fahrenheit 451, Frankenstein, The Gashlycrumb Tinies, The Glass Menagerie, Good Omens, The Great Gatsby, Harry Potter series, Hogfather, Invisible Monsters, James and the Giant Peach, Never Let Me Go, Neverwhere, No Exit, Pride and Prejudice

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