|Occupation||MUSEUM GUARD/FICTION WRITING ASSHOLE|
|Location||Kansas City, Missouri, United States|
|Introduction||walks the line between the seen and the unseen, especially if he forgets to put on his glasses.|
|Interests||Literature, beer, crocheting sculpture, waves, fresh cherry tomatoes.|
What did you dream when you ate a spider while sleeping?
I dreamed a little dream of you.