Loner Bedstraw

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About me

Gender Male
Industry Student
Occupation UberNerd
Location Ballymoney / Belfast, Northern Ireland, United Kingdom
Introduction Horny, Humerous, Generally Happy, Helpful, and a smart arse. Pretty much covers everything. Always willing to help anyone willing to ask for my help.
Interests Music, Films, Computers, Computer Networks, Gadgets, Secrets, Talking, Helping My Friends, being an horny bastard, being funny, making money, keeping people happy...
Favorite Movies Pulp Fiction, Dogma, The Nightmare Before Christmas, 1984, War Of The Worlds, Edward ScissorHands, Animal House, Constantine, Reservior Dogs, Kill Bill (I & II), StarWars (All except The Phantom Menace), and I'm sure theres more that I can't remember.... Oh, wait, Fifth Element, BLADE RUNNER!!!, and ... jus for the ladies, Grease (I, not II) and Dirty Dancing...
Favorite Music ABSOLUTLY EVERYTHING!, Rock, Metal, Punk, (SOME)RnB, (SOME) Rap, (SOME) Classical, etc etc etc
Favorite Books The Elegant Universe Brief History Of Time The Illuinatus Trilogy Basically Anything Sciency, Funny, or Containing a disproportionate number of polysyllabic words.

For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:

Well, I love the gift, but unfortunatly I've ran out of maple syrup, so I'll be using it to dispense jesus juice. Cheers!!!