The Chief

About me

Occupation Analyst Therapist
Location Moon, Space, Vatican City
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Introduction I was christened Wannahockaloogy by our tribal leader. He was a bitter old man with throat cancer who believed that, to truly hock a loogie, one must not retrieve the phlegm from the throat, but from the soul. His weakened, delirious state made it easy for me to overthrow him and seize control. Now, I am the chief and I have internet access. Beware, delirious smoking populace. Beware.
Interests Satan, Clogging, Spinal Piercings
Favorite Movies The, Kind, With, Sound, And, In, Color
Favorite Music The, Kind, With, Rhythm, And, Lyrics
Favorite Books The, Kind, That, Burn