The Mandarin

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Gender Male
Industry Technology
Occupation Orbital Weapons Designer and Fashion Guru
Location The Castle, Situated Between the 4th and 5th Dimensions
Introduction When I'm not busy introducing the Gormogons to England, building new orbital weapons to terrorize those who mock conservative values, and generally booting random individuals in the gut, I like to sit back and listen to GorT's holographic recordings of Tibetan throat singing.
Interests Mind control of small primates, Creating volcano models using marshmallow fluff and Pepsi, Kicking slackers in the gut
Favorite Movies Forbidden Planet, Thunderball, From Russia With Love, Blackula
Favorite Music Punk Polka
Favorite Books Those with punctuation and any that expose the conspiracy of the Schlavini sausage and what really goes into it