| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Technology |
| Occupation | Orbital Weapons Designer and Fashion Guru |
| Location | The Castle, Situated Between the 4th and 5th Dimensions |
| Introduction | When I'm not busy introducing the Gormogons to England, building new orbital weapons to terrorize those who mock conservative values, and generally booting random individuals in the gut, I like to sit back and listen to GorT's holographic recordings of Tibetan throat singing. |
| Interests | Mind control of small primates, Creating volcano models using marshmallow fluff and Pepsi, Kicking slackers in the gut |
| Favorite Movies | Forbidden Planet, Thunderball, From Russia With Love, Blackula |
| Favorite Music | Punk Polka |
| Favorite Books | Those with punctuation and any that expose the conspiracy of the Schlavini sausage and what really goes into it |
