|Location||Orange County, But which one?, United States|
|Introduction||Nail polish: Because after I became a unsociable hermit, I needed something to spend my money on that used to go to bars and having fun and stuff.|
|Interests||insects, boozing, shmoozing, levitation, netflix, automatic car washes, bridges, cadillacs, flattery, secret societies, the musical saw, death, playing dress up|
|Favorite Movies||The Big Lebowski, Pennies From Heaven, Dumb and Dumber, The Thin Man, O Brother Where Art Thou, Leaving Las Vegas|
|Favorite Music||Dolly Parton, the Mountain Goats, Elvis Presley, Django Reinhardt, Mulatu Astatke, Dengue Fever|
|Favorite Books||East of Eden|
Well, maybe they don't need them, but don't you think that some fish might like a bicycle?
It isn't any of my business if a fish wants to hoard bicycles.