George the Bastard

• Age: 38
• Gender: Male
• Astrological Sign: Virgo
• Zodiac Year: Dog
• Industry: Arts
• Occupation: Abysmal stand-up comedian and comedy writer
• Location: Asheville : North Carolina : United States

About Me

I am Asheville's most offensive, least-funny stand-up comedian. Come see my shows with the Feral Chihuahuas and other projects. Also read about intractable crosswords and my frustration at being unable to solve them.

Interests

• Comedy
• two-hit wonders
• feral chihuahuas
• going to live shows
• crossword puzzles.

Favorite Movies

• Fight club
• Dude Where's My Car
• Cornman 2

Favorite Music

• King Missile III
• Cassetteboy
• Jazz Butcher Conspiracy
• TISM

Favorite Books

• The Crying of Lot 49
• Whale Music

My Blogs	Team Members
George vs the Listener Crossword
The Lack of Life of George "the" Bastard