zbigchicken
My blogs
Blogs I follow
| Industry | Arts |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Comedian |
| Location | United States |
| Introduction | I am a big human person who would like to dress up in a large chicken suit and roller-skate around the country and make a funny movie about it. I want the chicken suit to be tastefully done. Also, I write many funny things on my blog: namely, absurd, corny, fowl humor, with lots of jokes about breasts and some about legs and thighs. Actually, come to think of it, I haven't had nearly enough breast jokes on my blog of late, and doggone it, that's gonna change. Tonight. Also, I like to eat bugs. |
| Interests | Roller blading, roller skating, wacky films |
| Favorite Movies | Monty Python's The Meaning of Life, Blazing Saddles, Miss Congeniality |
| Favorite Music | Electronica, bluegrass |
| Favorite Books | Dilbert anything, The Far Side anything, Peanuts anything, the Arizona Commerce Authority's Growth Sector Overview Report |
If you could see me dressed up in any kind of chicken suit, what kind would it be?