Adam Monroe
- Gender: Male
- Astrological Sign: Aries
- Industry: Non-Profit
- Occupation: Humanitarian
- Location: United States
About Me
All you need to know about me is that I am solemn, eternal, and doomed to be trapped in this hot young body for all of… Oh, who am I kidding. I am God. I’m about 400 years old, immortal, and can break into a bel canto like no other... but I too have boredom and abandonment issues. Unlike that attention-getter cheerleader kid everyone’s so obsessed with. In any case, I'm really bored and need something to do. Why don't you join my cause, and together we can change history or something. (P.S.—You might hear rumors, here and there, that I’m a manipulative snake. Ignore those fat little Company elves. They're just jealous.)
You can punch a hole in an apple using a straw. How do you think that makes your milkshake feel?
It brings all the boys to the yard...to kill them.
Interests
- knitting
- population control
- travel
- stamp-collecting
- reading
- Alias reruns
- fencing
- little Japanese men
Favorite Movies
- Dracula
- Harry Potter
- Gone With the Wind
- Rashomon
- Godzilla
- Breakfast at TIffany's
- Kill Bill
- The Last Samurai
