|Location||San Francisco, CA, U.S. Outlying Islands|
|Introduction||Jeff Shelton is the Proprietor and creative director of Shelton Outfitters - an online retailer offering a broad range of unique and useful products to enhance your busy, contemporary lifestyle. Jeff hand-crafts and ships all items personally and - if prompted with beer or chocolate - may answer your calls or emails on customer service issues. Ordering is easy - through telepathy or other chosen methods. Please allow 6-8 weeks for delivery. Refunds offered only on items under $50. Your complete satisfaction is almost, sort of (about 70-75%) guaranteed.|
|Favorite Movies||Fast Times At Ridgemont High, Caddyshack, Stripes, Breakfast Club, Airplane, Fargo, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, Apocalypse Now, The Squid & The Whale|
|Favorite Music||80s indie rock, Power Pop|
|Favorite Books||We Got the Neutron Bomb: The Untold Story of L.A. Punk|
If light travels at 836,000 feet per second why are the afternoons so long?