| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Hero |
| Location | Florida |
| Introduction | Sorry, ladies, I'm married with children. You can almost hear hearts breaking around the world. |
| Favorite Movies | Zero, Chapter Zero, Suspect Zero, Zero Effect, Apartment Zero, Less Than Zero, Zero Day, Ground Zero, Mile Zero, Wild Zero, Latitude Zero, Zero Patience, Bravo Two Zero, The Zero Sum, Cosmo Warrior Zero, Below Zero, Panic in Year Zero! |
Please come up with a more appropriate name for the ringtoe:
"Hippie Identification Band." This will have to do until we can legally brand them.
