Russian Fortune Cookie

• Age: 23
• Gender: Female
• Astrological Sign: Gemini
• Zodiac Year: Tiger
• Occupation: Goat-herder
• Location: Nomadic : Kazakhstan : United States

About Me

The Russian Fortune Cookie, formerly known as May.

Hint: I'm not really Russian.

Any incidents and events in this blog may or may not have occurred in real life and/or may or may not be fictional.

The children are waiting! Please tell them the story about the bald frog with the wig:

The story of the bald frog and the wig? No no, that's completely inappropriate for children. They don't need to know why certain follicularly-challenged frogs need wigs! They're much too young to know about that kind of thing right now. But the story about the bald toad with the wig-- that's different. Quite simply, the wigs keep their heads warm in the winter.