| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Museums or Libraries |
| Occupation | Lion Tamer |
| Location | Bridgeport, U.S. Minor Outlying Islands |
| Links | Audio Clip |
| Introduction | That song, you know, right about now, the funk soul brother...that was not written about me. |
| Interests | International football (soccer), throwing stars, kitties. |
| Favorite Movies | The Big Lebowski, Caddyshack, Rushmore, Better Off Dead, Revenge of the Nerds, Be Somebody or Be Somebody's Fool, Children of Men, Howard's End |
| Favorite Music | Ambient chanting. |
| Favorite Books | Is TV Guide a book? |
Unlike a dog, how can a turtle ever be naked?
Don't all animals wear bow ties and steal picnic baskets?
