Monkey

My blogs

Occupation	hard to say really
Location	Portland, Maine, United States
Introduction	I am a monkey. My blog will one day be resurrected at http://monkeyinmaine.blogspot.com
Interests	bananas, bugs, throwing feces, interesting smells, orangutans, books
Favorite Movies	Local Hero, Grosse Pointe Blank, Office Space, Stealing Beauty, Spellbound, Hannah and Her Bananas, Little Miss Sunshine, Clerks, The Wedding Banquet, My Beautiful Laundrette, The Weather Underground, Bagdad Cafe, Finding Nemo, The Philiadelphia Banana Story, Memento, Donnie Darko, Gone with the Banana, Best in Show, Bananas, Snatch, Adaptation, Lost in Translation
Favorite Music	Gorillaz, The Weepies, Tegan and Sara, Brian Jonestown Massacre, Regina Spektor, John Prine, Lloyd Cole and the Commotions, Interpol, Paranoid Social Club, Johnny Lee Hooker, World Party, Stephen Malkamus, The Cure, GaryJules, Robbie Williams, Guster, The Shins, Deathray Davies, New Order, My Bloody Valentine, Leonard Cohen, Portishead, Vienna Boys Choir
Favorite Books	I like to read, Graham Swift, Matthew Kneale, Virginia Woolf, Jakob Arjouni, Charles Dickens, Robert Goddard, Ian McKewan, Chris Bohjalian, Augusten Burroughs, Jane Austen, Tom Perrotta, The Reverend W. Awdry

Please describe how you could take the peel off an apple all in one go:

I wouldn't. I would eat the banana whole. I mean the apple. I mean.