So-Called Austin Mayor
- Industry: Arts
- Occupation: Pseudonymous Blogger
- Location: Chicagoland : Illinois : United States
About Me
"Austin Mayor" is not a real name. "Austin Mayor" is not a title. "Austin Mayor" is a pseudonym. "Austin Mayor" is a simulacrum. "Austin Mayor" is performance art. "Austin Mayor" is a brand without a product. "Austin Mayor" is your imaginary friend.
If you could peer far enough into the night sky, you'd see a star in any direction you looked. When would you sleep?
When I'm dead.
