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My blogs
| Gender | Female |
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| Location | san francisco, ca |
| Introduction | hey there! did i tell you i managed to take a shower today? that's a HUGE accomplishment, because i have a baby! that's right! a "good night's sleep" is three consecutive hours. i may be covered in spit-up. yes, i'm wearing uggs. they're comfortable. leave me alone. i can now sleep through the sound of a jackhammer, but i will hear my child's teeniest tiniest whimper from ten miles away. if you ring the doorbell during naptime, i *may* kill you. no jury would convict me. i can entertain an infant for hours on end. i know at least three songs that i can sing over and over and over again. i can do so many things with only one free hand that i put the drummer from def leppard to shame. i am capable of tasks most mere mortals would never dream of - like feeding my child and updating my facebook account at the same time. i am amazing. i am exhausted. i am a mom. and i wouldn't trade it for anything in the world. (except maybe more sleep.) |