copyranter

• Gender: Male
• Astrological Sign: Leo
• Industry: Advertising
• Occupation: writer
• Location: New York : New York

About Me

I hate capri pants. Also: advertising, advertising people, PR people, marketing people, salespeople, real estate people, journalists, lawyers, doctors, Streeters, i-bankers, midtown, the Upper East Side, the Upper West Side, going to Brooklyn, fake blondes, real blondes, saline implants, silicone implants, Civil War enthusiasts, Republicans, Democrats, Liberals, Conservatives, fireworks, parades, Summer, Winter, greeting cards, stuffed animals, children's drawings, video games, religions, personal trainers, golf, golf courses, golfers, polo shirts, clogs, The Yankees, Yankee fans, mooks, Carson Daly, the Hamptons, Hoboken, people who don't know how to walk in NYC, Moby, TV, Radio, Magazines, Newspapers, stand-up comedy, Improv comedy, "alt" comedy, Readings, SUVs, PCs, drinking straws, weddings, Brunch, fondue fountains, chick peas, Starbucks coffee, Candace Bushnell, Amy Sohn, James Joyce, Don DeLillo, Chuck Klosterman, screenwriters (dicks), short men (Napoleon Complexed turds), Jason Binn, men named Jack, Dr. Phil, Scrabble®, people who don't hate anything. I probably at least don't care for you.

If you drive on a parkway why don't they make the whole plane out of that?

because FUCK YOU, that's why.

Interests

• play drums
• live music
• the Frisbee®
• reading
• writing.

Favorite Movies

• I hate movies.

Favorite Music

• Tom Waits
• PJ Harvey
• Tool
• Battles
• Sex Pistols
• "X"
• Melvins
• Mclusky
• Soul Coughing
• Heartless Bastards
• New Pornographers
• Fiery Furnaces
• Deerhoof
• The Hold Steady
• Uncle Tupelo
• Townes Van Zandt
• Graham Coxon
• Steppenwolf
• (good) Brazilian jazz.

Favorite Books

• Jim Thompson novels
• The Big Book of Filth.

Blogs

	Blog Name	Team Members
	ihatecapripants
	Habs Fan In NYC
	copyranter