You get to ride the big roller coaster three times in a row. What will keep your dad from taking a bite out of your candy apple?
Who gave him my candy apple? Wait. What is he doing here? My Dad NEVER goes anywhere fun with me. He must be here with my step-brother who he admits he likes better. This Step-brother is a personal trainer, he won't let my Dad have a candy apple because he has diabetes. Oh, shit. I have diabetes. FUCK! He just threw my candy apple away didn't he? Damnit. This roller coaster sucks ass.
