|Location||Tennessee, ya'll!, United States|
|Introduction||This is a picture of me and my trusty steed Horipilacia. Together we travel the countryside, saving the day. Often there's no time for pants.|
|Interests||Commanding the mongrel hordes, being awesome, saving lives (but only if you haven't recently offended me), taking the piss, joshing around, shenanigans, tomfoolery, torturing my husband, beating and/or hugging my kids, reading.|
|Favorite Movies||Good ones.|
|Favorite Music||Whatever the cool kids are listening to.|
|Favorite Books||All of them.|
If your whole body were a hot air balloon, would you stop eating spicy food?
I don't see that the two are mutually exclusive...