| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Location | Alexandria, VA, United States |
| Introduction | You should know that I'm cranky. I have a lot of dogs. I love beer, cycling, hoodies, the Philadelphia Eagles, cheese, and just one more green martini. I make a lot of references to my crotch and eat ice cream every day. I refuse to run in the summer and have amazing friends. I hate wheel-suckers, the word epic, and insincerity. For some reason, people take a lot of pictures of my ass. |
