| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Occupation | RN |
| Location | Flyover Country, United States |
| Introduction | Anything can be a suppository if enough force is applied. |
| Interests | I enjoy fried egg sandwiches, relationships that don't go anywhere, and the company of bitter friends. |
| Favorite Movies | Anything funny and/or smart. |
| Favorite Music | Most everything on my iPod. |
| Favorite Books | Harry Potter, Angels and Demons, Count of Monte Cristo, The Kite Runner, A Thousand Splendid Suns, Anything Shakespeare |