|Location||A heavily fortified compound, Sector R, United States|
|Introduction||The Pyrrhonism of my opinions has at all times rendered me notorious.
I hate Wafros, fake Led-Zeppelin, attention whores, Crackerstafarians, 70's revival, hippies, dog cheese.
I'm a guy that prances amusingly, tripping lightly through the forest upon tiny feets.
I am firmly convinced that Google is conspiring to infiltrate furry porn results into every search I do.|
My Chocolate chip cookies can beat your Grandma's like a lifer in the hole shivving fresh fish in the showers at San Quentin.
|Interests||Writing, Comedy, Art, Photoshop, Cooking, Monkeys, Dogs, Bugs, Chickens|
|Favorite Movies||Dr. Strangelove: or how I learned to stop worrying and love the bomb, Brazil, Blade Runner, The Big Sleep, The Third Man, Ran, Alien, Aliens, The Wild Bunch Sergio Leone's Westerns Zombie flicks Bad Sci-Fi and Horror. ..Lots of other stuff. Peckinpah, Ford, Gilliam, Kubrick, Welles, Hitchcock, Hawks, Kurosawa, Raimi (go ahead and laugh), Lloyd Kaufman & Troma, Ridley Scott, James Cameron (except goddamn Titanic)|
|Favorite Music||KLÖVEN RULES! Beat Farmers/ Country Dick Montana/ Pleasure Barons Big Audio Dynamite Cabaret Voltaire Cheap Trick David Bowie Deadbolt Dean Martin Devo Elvis Costello Freezepop Gang of Four GWAR Hayseed Dixie (and their cover band AC/DC) INXS Jetliner Joe Jackson Johnny Cash Jon Wayne Kraftwerk Laibach Led Zeppelin Leon Redbone Leonard Cohen Love and Rockets Luxxury Mono Puff Moxy Fruvous Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds Nick Lowe Oingo Boingo Pink Floyd Pixies Queen Rhett Miller/Old '97s Sammy Davis Jr. Scissor Sisters Senor Coconut Shriekback Sinatra Siouxie and the Banshees Sisters of Mercy Stan Ridgway/ Wall of Voodoo Stray Cats/ Brian Setzer Orchestra The Clash The Pogues The Smiths They Might Be Giants Tom Waits Was(not Was) X XTC Young Fresh Fellows And oh so many more.|