Mel

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About me

Gender Female
Occupation Spin Doctor
Location Detroit, MI
Introduction If you are visiting this site you probably know too much about me already. I am short; small; of unspecifiable hair color (currently summer highlighty-blondish brownish) neurotic; unstable; alternately a smart-ass and a dumb-ass depending on which medication I remember to take; musical; a graceless elephantine clod despite many many many years of dance instruction; impatient; sarcastic; pessimistic; fiesty. Depsite all this, they let me procreate. Twice!! Molly is our oldest little monster - born May 2004, followed by Natalie in April 2007. WE ARE DONE. Stop asking. The profile will say I'm a Taurus but I was born on the Aries/Taurus split day on which I blame my mental wacko-ness. In case I forget this or in case you need to ID my body in an accident, I conveniently had those two astrological signs tattooed upon my hips, much to my mother's dismay (despite the fact that I was 25 when I did it)
Favorite Movies Major League, A League of Their Own, Bull Durham -- see where I'm going with this??, Rudy, anything with John Cusack, Disney's Robin Hood
Favorite Music I have no taste. If it's bad or unintelligible, I love it.
Favorite Books Jonathan Livingston Seagull, Emma, Pride and Prejudice, Sense and Sensibility, all the Harry Potters, Wicked, anything by Dave Barry