| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Introduction | I watch bad action movies. I summarize them from memory. You see your death. |
| Interests | Movies with fighting, movies with explosions, movies with bad dialogue, movies with giant robots that fight, movies with lasers. |
| Favorite Movies | See Interests. |
| Favorite Music | Disco, traditional Chinese music, any mixture of the two. |
| Favorite Books | Ninja Secrets of Invisibility, The U.S. Constitution |
Whoops! Your tongue is now a magnet. Whatever will you use for silverware?
I kill herb MCs.
