Jim Norton

• Gender: Male
• Industry: Museums or Libraries
• Occupation: rib tickler
• Location: Czech Republic

About Me

They say 'you are what you eat' and if that's true then I've eaten quite a few silly geese lately LOLOLOL RAOF LMAO. I am a cordial fellow and if you like a torso that resembles a scallop with 14 year old girl titties glued to it then I'm the man for you.

Your people want to make a statue in your honor. What will it be made out of and what victory will it commemorate?

Pamela Anderson's shit and it will simultaneously represent what I've amounted to and what I'd love on my chest.

Interests

• long walks in the park
• musical theater
• having my face used as a toilet

Favorite Movies

• First Wives Club
• Kaviar Party 2

Favorite Music

• The trombone like noise a retarded girl makes while queefing in the middle of a sit up.

Favorite Books

• Are You There God It's Me Margaret
• Chicken Soup for the Soul

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