Mary Kirchhoff

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About me

Gender Female
Location Ohio, United States
Introduction I am a two-time finalist, a seven-time semi-finalist and twice an honorable mention in the HumorPress.com online humor writing contest.

I write a lot of humor, but write about other subjects when I am passionate about something.

I have been published in the Pittsburgh-Tribune Review, the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, the McKeesport Daily News and elsewhere.

The real Kirchhoff's Law:

Kirchhoff's circuit laws are two approximate equalities that deal with the current and voltage in electrical circuits.

I have updated that law. It has nothing to do with electricity.

About me: Originally from New York City, I grew up on Long Island, New York. I lived in the Pittsburgh area for 15 years, and now live in Ohio. Age 52. Mother to daughter, Megan, age 29, and two cats, Zuzu and Kazi.

Interests Christianity, Church, Prayer, Helping others, Conservative issues, Writing, Daughter, Interesting people, Humor, Cats, Fashion, Makeup, Hollywood Gossip and Hollywood stars, Reading, Scrabble, Movies
Favorite Movies North by Northwest, It's a Wonderful Life, Airplane!, Fatal Attraction, Basic Insinct, Falling Down, Groundhog Day, Naked Gun, Vertigo, Rear Window, Pleasantville, Malice, My Cousin Vinny, The Hangover
Favorite Music 70s and 80s rock and disco: Eagles, Styx, Bob Marley, UB 40, Supertramp, Yes, Bananarama, U2, America, Steeley Dan, Journey and many others
Favorite Books The Bible, Favorite authors: Jeffery Deaver, Mary Higgins Clark, Tess Gerrittsen, Jerry Jenkins, James Patterson, Nancy Taylor Rosenburg, John Grisham