dayf
- Age: 253
- Gender: Male
- Astrological Sign: Libra
- Zodiac Year: Rat
- Occupation: tech flunky
- Location: Squidbilly country
About Me
One man's tireless crusade to promote card collecting as an addictive alternative to more pharmacological pursuits. Remember kids: Do Cards, Not Drugs.
Which is easier to make a model airplane out of and why: a banana peel or a wet sock?
It is much easier to make a model airplane out of a banana peel. Step 1: Dry the banana peel. Step 2: Smoke the banana peel. Step 3: Watch the little model airplanes fly around your head while your dying, screaming brain cells turn to mush. Warning: it is not advisable to smoke a wet sock unless it is a white gym sock formerly owned by Carl Zappa and still damp.
Interests
Favorite Movies
- Clockwork Orange
- Hitchhiker's Guide to The Galaxy
- Lord of the Rings
- Caddyshack
- Empire Strikes Back
- Animal House
- Trainspotting
- Arsenic and Old Lace
- Ghostbusters
- The Maltese Falcon
- Office Space
- Sin City
- Star Wars (even the prequels)
- North By Northwest
- Sleeper
Favorite Music
- Punk music in general
- Sex Pistols
- Frank Zappa
- Cake
- The Pixies
- Camper Van Beethoven/Cracker
- They Might Be Giants
- Dead Milkmen
- Primus
- Public Enemy
- Bloodhound Gang
- Pink Floyd
