hawkins

About Me

The expert in all things. Ask anything. Love-making. The Coming Robotcalypse. Dating Etiquette. Wee Pirates. Personal Finance. Religion. Film. Anything. Ask.

If you were a pirate, how would you avoid laughing when saying "poop deck"?

Grog.

Interests

• kids with pretentious haircuts

Favorite Movies

• What Size Shoe
• Blue Kid
• Redneck Robot.

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