| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Government |
| Occupation | President |
| Location | the DOLLA DOLLA BILL Y'ALL, no really, the dolla dolla bill., United States |
| Introduction | I'm a Pisces! One time I was a president, and I think one day I'd like to be a surgeon. Beer Pong CHAMP! Jackson talked me into getting a tattoo one night, and if you're nice I'll show it to you. |
| Interests | Ruling countries that I create, wearing wigs, shopping for blue suits, leading armies, and that cute girl from Slumdog Millionaire |
| Favorite Movies | The Life of George Washington - The Movie, Air Force One, Independence Day, W., and that one where Denzel Washington shoots up a hospital for his son. You know the one I'm talking about. |
| Favorite Music | Anything I can shake my booty to. |
| Favorite Books | I don't read much. |
