Skeezix the Cat
- Gender: Male
- Astrological Sign: Virgo
- Industry: Internet
- Occupation: Feline Fashionista
- Location: Castro Valley : California : United States
About Me
I was born the runt of the litter, and I'm still a scrawny little runt. Altho I'm allejidly a purebred Simeze/Balineze (I have "papers"!), I used to think maybe my mom was a ho and my dad was not the same dad that my byootiful sisters had until my best innernet frend Shabby pointed me to the Wikipedia entry for Oriental Shorthairs, and I fownd the Skeezix Family, including my twin, Mighty Mite. I have crossed eyes, a crook in my tale, satellite dish ears, a very lowd voice and really screwed up splotchy coloring. In short, I'm a mess. But I'm a kyoot mess. The Food Lady pikt me insted of pikking one of my byootiful sisters becuz I was spunky and outgoing and the butt-ugliest thing she'd ever seen. I make up for these shortcomings by being extremely personable, affekshunit and funny. Every morning, I lik Mr Tasty Face's tasty face to thank him for letting me stay. And I'm lucky becuz I have a big bruther, Mao, who teeches me things like how to be a picky eeter and how to project my voice frum the bottom of the stares to wake everybody up. Mao's the best big bruther in the entire werld.
You're wearing a sweater that stretches down to your feet. What color belt do you put on?
PINK of korse!!!!!
Interests
- napping
- eating lots
- napping
- playing with the tinsel wand
- eeting toona and Fancy Feast Sliced Turkey in Gravy
- napping
- yelling at the top of my lungs
- chatting with my innernet frends.
Favorite Movies
- That Darn Cat
- Thomasina
- Cat Ballou
- the Bond movie with Pussy Galore
- The Truth about Cats and Dogs
- Homeward Bound
- Lady and the Tramp
