|Location||NW, UK, United Kingdom|
|Introduction||Life in a broken bureaucracy with a bendy and borked body.|
|Favorite Movies||Casablanca, It's a wonderful life, Dazed and Confused, Breakfast Club, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Secretary|
|Favorite Books||Girlfriend in a coma, To kill a mockingbird, pay it forward|
Why does the color blue mean raspberry-flavored?
Simply to confuse! Let's face it, anything blue is probably not meant to be consumed and is likely to lead to truths involving weight gain and hyperactivity, sigh.