Jolene's Mumbo Jumbo
| Gender | Female |
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| Location | Melbourne, VICTORIA, Australia |
| Introduction | Follow me on Facebook at: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Jolenes-Mumbo-Jumbo/128264433912454 For giggles on Marriage, Motherhood & More! |
Your people want to make a statue in your honor. What will it be made out of and what victory will it commemorate?
Weetbix! They will use soggy Weetbix to mould a lifesize statue of me in one of my everyday poses; talking on the phone, changing a smelly nappy and checking my emails and scribbling down story ideas. (Yes all at the same time!) The statue will then be left outside to dry - every Mother knows that stuff dries like cement! It will commemorate my amazing abilities in the art of Mum-bo Jumbo!