Lord 8-Track

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About me

Gender Male
Occupation Registered Nurse Mercenary
Location Harbor City, California, United States
Introduction 8-bit soldier in a world with too many bit-ches...
Interests Snowboarding, Billiards, Longboard Skateboarding, Longboard Surfing, Driving long stretches of highway, Roulette, Single-Deck Blackjack, 7-Card Stud, Uno, Chutes & Ladders, My Pirate Hag, New Wave Jazz, Adult Contemporary Elevator Music, Moblogging, Blogging, Apple fanboy exploits, Amateur Digital Photography, Non-Fiction Ethical Literature, Casual Blazers, Soy White Chocolate Mochas, Iced Tea, Pai Gow Poker, Crazy 8's, Bowling, Churros, "Amish Porn" (also known as geek toys for boys), Cardiovascular Health, etcetera, etcetera.
Favorite Movies Anchorman, The 40-Year Old Virgin, Wedding Crashers, The Princess Bride, Notting Hill, Super Troopers, The Shape of Things, Ghostbusters, Ghostbusters II, Willow, Star Wars Episode IV, etcetera, etcetera.
Favorite Music 'November Rain' by Guns N Roses, 'Blind' by Lifehouse, 'You and I' redone by Michael Bublé, "Love Bites" by Def Leppard, "Infected" by Bad Religion, "I Miss You" and "Stellar" by Incubus, "What You Are" by Audioslave, "Heaven" by Warrant, "Is This Love" by Whitesnake, "Spray Paint and Inkpens" by Fort Minor feat. Ghostface Killa & Lupe Fiasco, "Hear You Me" by Jimmy Eat World, "Stronger" by Trust Company, "Fearless" by The Bravery, pretty much any song by Emery, etcetera, etcetera.
Favorite Books Harry Potter, The Killing Spirit, A Jealous God, etcetera, etcetera.

Your superpower is that you smell like dandelions whenever someone lies. How will you maintain your secret identity?

Simple, I wouldn't shower ever. The scent of dandelions is overpowered by high-volume B.O. and can protect myself and loved ones if directed appropriately.