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Industry Arts
Occupation Painter
Location Citrus Heights, CA, United States
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Introduction I am a walking contradiction in so many ways. Some people find me amusing, some just find me strange.
Interests Wasteland Weekend, painting, wool spinning, ren faire, poi, explosions, grapefruit, knitting, ninjas, blue cheese, massages, touring with bands, Ireland, ice cream, monkeys, reading, snorkeling, shooting guns, Santa Cruz, wrecking, herbal medicine, macaques, botany, veggie gardens, roller coasters, black licorice, steampunk, pools, honey, NOT mudkips, archery, Gerbera Daisies, blogging, shenanigans, meatball subs, benchmade knives, mead, Burning Man, Joan of Arc, languages, turtles, chickens, stained glass
Favorite Movies Nightmare Before Christmas, Ink, Fight Club, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Nosferatu, Office Space, Gone with the Wind, Bill and Ted's, High Fidelity, The Dark Knight, Goonies, Labyrinth, Red Dawn, Se7en, The Count of Monte Cristo, Inception, V for Vendetta, Repo: The Genetic Opera, All Dogs Go To Heaven
Favorite Music Blitzkid, Nine Inch Nails, Skinny Puppy, Squirrel Nut Zippers, Katzenjammer, Stellar Corpses, 1476, Rancid, Misfits, Depeche Mode, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Johnny Cash, Bad Religion, Nick Cave, The Cure, Necromantix, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rob Zombie, 69 Eyes, TSOL, The Other, Muse
Favorite Books Chronicles of Narnia, Dragonlance, Fight Club, The Art of War, His Dark Materials, Kingkiller Chronicles, Rainwilder Chronicles, The I Ching, every book known to man basically. I could type this forever.

If you were a pirate, how would you avoid laughing when saying 'poop deck'?

Why avoid laughing? I'd laugh hysterically every time, because there's no point in being a pirate if you can't say Poop deck.