Dane of War
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Education |
| Occupation | Teacher |
| Location | Targeting big-haired Jersey-girls, I'm in my bunker |
| Introduction | It's often easier to say what I'm not, but let's have a go at the affirmative. |
| Interests | My wife, WWII history, Ancient Roman history, Reading, Dinosaurs, Paleontology, Transformers, Brave, Writing, D&D, Papo, Comics, RPGs, Music, Film, Mathematics, Werewolves, Physics, Coffee, Science, Blogging, Computers, Robots, Pop culture, Shadowrun, News, RPGs, Skepticism, Conspiracy theories, Cats, Degus, Atheism, The internet, Animal rights, Hard science fiction, Teaching, DVDs, Zombies, Star Wars, Horror, Warhammer, 40K, Warhammer 40K, Warhammer 40000, Rogue Trader, Dawn of War, Black Library, Psychology, Futurism, Pancakes, Vampires, Console gaming, HALO, Digital photography, Tattoos, Current events, The military, HEROES, Firefly, ALIAS, Battlestar Galactica, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Cyberpunk, Latin, Horror, Steampunk |
| Favorite Movies | Transformers, 300, Star Wars (all), Indiana Jones (all), The Lord of The Rings (all), A Midnight Clear, Aliens (all), Predator (all), A Clockwork Orange, The Shining, The Day After, The Matrix (all), Night of The Living Dead, Dawn of The Dead, Day of The Dead, The Godfather (all), Scarface, Princess Bride, 28 Days Later, Sean of The Dead, Planet of The Apes (all), Full Metal Jacket, Throw Momma From The Train, Planes Trains and Automobiles, Sixteen Candles, The Breakfast Club, Heathers, Pretty in Pink, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Pulp Fiction, Clash of The Titans, Dances With Wolves, Drugstore Cowboy, Platoon, Red Dawn, Superman, Batman, X-Men (all), Spider-Man (all), Evil Dead, Hot Shots (all), The Naked Gun (all), Bram Stoker's Dracula, Reservoir Dogs, Sin City, Gladiator, Dirty Dancing, Top Gun, Miracle Mile, The Dark Crystal, An American Werewolf in London, Kill Bill (all), From Dusk Till Dawn, The Life of Brian, Monty Python & The Holy Grail, The Last Samurai, Hellraiser, A Nightmare on Elm St. (all), Braveheart, Léon, Pirates of the Caribbean (all), Godzilla (all), Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Abyss, Conan The Barbarian, Beauty and The Beast, Aladdin, The Lion King, V for Vendetta, Resident Evil (all) |
| Favorite Music | Rammstein, Metallica, Mötley Crüe, Poison, Iron Maiden, Nephew, Johnny Deluxe, Run D.M.C., LL Cool J, Katie Melua, Napalm Death, Johnny Cash, The Eagles, Led Zeppelin, Chicago, The Rolling Stones, Nine Inch Nails, Shakira, The Ramones, Shania Twain, Pantera, Megadeath, Beethoven, The Misfits, Tori Amos, Journey, Black Flag, Robbie Williams, The Police, George Thorogood and the Destroyers, Ministry, Boston, Journey, Styx, Guns and Roses, Velvet Revolver, Queen, Primus, Samhain, Rollins Band, Jewel, The Cranberries, Tom Jones, The Offspring, Rage Against The Machine, Anthrax, Pink Floyd, AC/DC, The Donnas, Morbid Angel, Abba, Slayer, Anthrax, Danzig, Helloween, Thin Lizzy, Foreigner |
| Favorite Books | The Dark Tower I: The Gunslinger, The Dark Tower II: The Drawing of the Three, The Dark Tower III: The Waste Lands, The Dark Tower IV: Wizard and Glass, The Dark Tower V: Wolves of the Calla, The Dark Tower VI: Song of Susannah, The Dark Tower VII: The Dark Tower, Emperor: The Gates of Rome, Emperor: The Death of Kings, Emperor: The Field of Swords, Emperor: The Gods of War, The Naked and The Dead, Heir to the Empire, Dark Force Rising, The Last Command, Dragons of Autumn Twilight, Dragons of Winter Night, Dragons of Spring Dawning, Digital Fortress, Angels and Demons, Deception Point, The Da Vinci Code, The Zombie Survival Guide, Wolf of The Plains, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Starship Troopers, Fahrenheit 451, A Scanner Darkly |
You moved the pot before the coffee stopped brewing. Do you smell the mountains or the burro?
I smell neither. Adios, Senior Valdez. Get the hell out of my window.