| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Fashion |
| Occupation | Design consultant for the NKR (Nu KKKristian Reich) dress uni |
| Location | United States |
| Introduction | Yes, it is, isn't it? (that's rhetorical, silly) So nice of you to notice. |
| Interests | Anything to do with WWIII and Yellow Elephant Bushjugend memorobilia, The thoughts and recipes of Chairman Mao, Leon Redbone's underappreciated "Lost" Gregorian chants, the entire Ethel Merman catalog. |
| Favorite Movies | "Das Boot", "The Caine Mutiny", "Godzilla (the one with Matthew Broderick)", "Cabin Boy", "Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension" |
| Favorite Music | "Where Eagles Soar" (The "house" mix) by "Jaggie" Ashcroft. |
| Favorite Books | "My Pet Goat" (large print version), "Lives of the Saints", The Holy Bible, The Protocols of the Elders of Zion. |
