Tease the Maltese

About Me

Born a delightful ball of fuzz on a lovely Spring morning, I was the youngest and prettiest in my litter. I grew up learning to sit pretty on my human's lap and enjoyed chasing butterflies. I double-majored in Fashion and Affection at the Canine Institute. Turn ons: lightly grilled swordfish, rhinestone collars, vintage hats Turn offs: cat litter boxes (ugh!), squawky parrots Advice for pups: Always listen patiently to your human's secrets, and never never repeat them. Favorite quote: "If your dog doesn't like someone you probably shouldn't either."