Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines

About me

Gender Male
Industry Chemicals
Occupation Body prep, funeral home. You know. Draining, and the like....
Introduction Face like a box of writhing maggots, dresses like Wilbur Post from the TV show "Mr. Ed", hates the great outdoors, much prefers the great indoors, so long as those doors are locked. Two words: shaved armpits.
Interests Avoiding talking to people, Collecting home-made napkin rings, Lighting fires, Helping the poor, Comcast PPV channel 408, locking my house doors from the inside, yelling at that idiot Sean Hannity on Fox News, Sig Sauers--the more the merrier, Shlomit Riger.
Favorite Movies Fellini's 8 1/2, Seven, 7 Brides for 7 Brothers, The Taking of Pelham 1-2-3, Ocean's 11, 30 Seconds Over Tokyo, Snow White & The 7 Dwarfs, With 12 You Get Eggroll, Godfather II, Godfather III, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, 9 1/2 Weeks
Favorite Music Led Zeppelin 1, Led Zeppelin 2, Led Zeppelin 3, Led Zeppelin 4, Chicago 2, Chicago 3, Chicago 4, Chicago 5, Chicago 6, Chicago 7, Chicago 8, Chicago 9, Chicago 10, Chicago 11, Chicago 12, Stephen Stills 2, Bloodrock 3, Billboard's 30 Golden Greats Volume 1, Billboard's 30 Golden Greats Volume 2, Billboard's 30 Golden Greats Volume 3, Billboard's 30 Golden Greats Volume 14, Billboard's 30 Golden Greats Volume 5
Favorite Books Thoreau: "Civil Disobedience", Yang Tzu-jung: "Taking Tiger Mountain By Strategy", "My Colouring Book - An Autopsy"

When your science teacher smashed a frozen rose with a hammer, did you warm the petals to bring them back to life?

No. My science teacher was Debra LaFave and well, one thing led to another....