This blog contains the personal musings of Jessica Eiden. She is a Portland, Oregon native who has recently relocated to Charlotte, North Carolina. She likes Indian food, the History Channel and micro-brewed beer. She continues to attempt pathetic artistic endeavors. Sarah Vowell makes her laugh, Ann Coulter makes her ears bleed. She dreams of becoming famous enough to receive an invitation to play "Not My Job" on NPR's "Wait, Wait.....Don't Tell Me!" So far, Peter Sagal has ignored all of her correspondence.