Sarah

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About me

Gender Female
Industry Student
Occupation Jello Lobbyist
Location DC, United States
Introduction I LOVE Jello. I eat it every day. These are my stories.
Interests Cooking...with jello and other items. I also enjoy being better than you. Hah! I bet you wish you could punch me for being a mouthy broad but you can't! Because we're on the Internets!
Favorite Movies Older movies like The Third Man. Any Orson Welles. The Princess Bride. A Clockwork Orange. Jimmy Neutron. Duck Tales. Little Miss Sunshine.
Favorite Music The Ramones, The Beatles, My Chemical Romance
Favorite Books Last 5 years? The Time Traveler's Wife, Eragon, *Sigh* Harry Potter. /Shut up. Of all time? Golly. A Clockwork Orange, anything Shakespeare, anything Dickens, Intruder in the Dust (Faulkner), Fitzgerald, Hemingway short stories, T.S. Eliot, to be continued!

You forgot your mom's birthday! What can you make out of super glue and olive pits?

A fake congealed eyeball...and put it in her soup at brunch...FREE BRUNCH!!! Mmmmm....brunch...