twirlpenguin

About me

Gender Female
Industry Architecture
Occupation Student
Location Springfield, Missouri, United States
Introduction Things that are true: I am Presbyterian, a prude, Momily, a crocheter, a former theater geek and dancer who misses both, a former math science nerd that doesn't miss that so much, a Texan : ), absolutely infatuated with high school football and professional soccer, very masculine, a champion burper, very young-looking, a small town girl, neither happy or unhappy, optimistic to the point of pain, a potty-mouthed kid, damn adorable ; ), and a photowhore. And now I have a twitch under my right eye that is driving me plumb bananas! I think it's stressed related. If I'm winking spastically at you, that's why! Things that are not true: I can drive, I smoke, I drink, I like to talk on the phone, I am extremely confident, I'm a smelly pirate hooker, I like peppers, and onions, and mushrooms.
Interests Theater, Crochet, Reading, Writing, Dance, English, History, Poli Sci, Architecture, Sci-Fi, Quilting, Presbyterian-ness, Advertising, Domesticity
Favorite Movies Chicago, Star Wars, Singin' in the Rain, Boondock Saints, Moulin Rouge, Love Actually, Down With Love, Saved!, Garden State
Favorite Music Jason Mraz, John Mayer, Jamie Cullum, Sondre Lerche, Chicago, Country, Rooney, Blue October, Eisley, Ben Folds, Michael Buble, The Streets, The Killers, Celebrity Jeopardy, Mitch Hedberg, Eddie Izzard, Brad Paisley, The Rocket Summer, Hollis and the Mighty McGregor
Favorite Books Sideways, The Bible, Harry Potter, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 'trilogy', The Chronicles of Narnia, Redwall, John Grisham, The Giver, Dan Brown, The Burning Times

You moved the pot before the coffee stopped brewing. Do you smell the mountains or the burro?

I smell burning.. RUN AWAY!