kris
- Gender: Female
- Industry: Automotive
- Occupation: Professional Comment Whore
- Location: Washington : DC : United States
About Me
Welcome, party people. I'm Kris. Pull up a chair, and let me take that bottle of wine off your hands.
You've successfully slain the dragon! How will you toast your marshmallows?
Hell if I know. Here's my question: Do you need to use tampons on the moon?
Interests
- All things Court TV. . .
- the word "plucked". . .
- hugging my Tina Fey plush. . .
- red roses and longs walks on the beach with my cats. . .
- the smell of old folk and human oil in the morning. . .
Favorite Movies
Favorite Music
Favorite Books
- Our Bodies Ourselves
- Are You My Mother?
- I'm OK You're OK
- Where in Hades is my Parachute? Who Moved My Brie?
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